• kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]


can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

(Fonte: iraffiruse)

Scrolling my dashboard while I wait for the class to start, with my tutor behind me?


So today I realized my umbrella was nowhere to be found: not in my bag, not in any other bag, not in the closet, not in the drawers, not under the bed, not under the desk.
And I understood I lost it, just no idea when or where, so I began picturing my umbrella on the tube or on a bus or at a table at Caffè Nero, feeling completely alone and abandoned, so far from me, from the bag it was usually in, far from everything it knew and I started crying and that’s how I know I’m about to have my period.


you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

I’ve been thinking all day to Sherlock Lannister, humming The Rains of Castamere by himself, slowly pinching the chords of his violin.



Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me

SSSOOOO!! Someone went to HP Studios yesterday!!

It’s just that as soon as I watched this scene, I could FEEL the gifset on tumblr.

(Fonte: patheticjunkies)










I found this extremely trippy, weird supposedly psychological test, where they ask you to tie together these shapes and give them characteristics. 

I just posted a few questions up. As you can see it’s really, really odd and slightly creepy.

At the end of the test they gave you a personality description based on your choices.

Try it for yourself here

Masterpost of creepy websites

the fuck, took this test and its scary accurate like they ask the dumbest questions it makes no sense.

some messages I got.

I did this test and got a diagnosis; I was like yeah, yeah, this could be about anybody. Right until the end, then it hit home like a dagger in the back.

If you have photosensitive epilepsy, you shouldn’t go on this site because the entire test is fuzzy, subtly moving, hypnotizing animation.

Wtf that was so fucking weird but the results were spot on!?

…Okay that was weird it fucking nailed my ass

holy fucking shit

this test is too fucking accurate.

MIND BREAKER: the personality descriptions are randomly generated

Mind breaker for real!!! Because this is fucking me, people:

You need to help others and to be thought of as a generous and kind individual. Often you are taken advantage of and regarded as simply part of the scenery. You work best when handling the work yourself; you do not appreciate a managerial role and tend to be uncomfortable in that position. Friendship is important to you, but it is generated on a personal basis, rarely a professional one. Consequently, family life is very important to you, and is often the most important aspect. Because of a strong sense of propriety however, you will sometimes consider the eccentric behavior of your friends and family as a personal affront. Often you find it difficult to speak up about personal anguish or pain, feeling instead that it is something an individual should bear in silence. Tradition is important to you, and you feel a sense of belonging when operating within the constraints of a predictable routine.

I solemny swear that I'm up to no good.