Do not Step on the Momeraths!

So this happened. I’m watching supernatural, season 4, and finally Cas has arrived. My mom is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:53:00 -0400

So this happened.

I’m watching supernatural, season 4, and finally Cas has arrived.

My mom is watching season 8, I guess, and she was waiting for me to comment every episode.

So I started saying I liked this Cas a lot, and asked her if him and Dean ended up together.

And she was like: “Who, Dean? Not the tall one, you mean the one that always chases ladies everywhere he goes? That Dean?”

And I was like “Dunno, apparently lots of people think so! Maybe he’s bi… There are lots of convincing pictures, also!”

Mum: “Well then! Send me these convincing pics and we’ll see.”

SO I LOOKED UP AND EVERY PIC I FIND I CAN’T TELL IF IT’S TRUE OR FANART AND I’M FREAKING OUT HALP WHY DID I EVER SAY THAT WHAT WAS I TRYING TO DO MY LIFE IS RUINED

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: happybutts: peacocks look like they speak french

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:12:52 -0400

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:46:06 -0400

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know I KNOW RIGHT??

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:42:30 -0400

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

I KNOW RIGHT??

herbailiwick: Can I take a second’s pause here to point out how...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:41:01 -0400

herbailiwick:

Can I take a second’s pause here to point out how good a listener I think Greg is? Look at how intent he is. He’s waiting for Sherlock to finish his call, yeah, and he could look like that’s all he’s doing, but he’s really interested in hearing what Mrs. Hudson has to say. I love Greg.

Reblog this if you thought The Doctors name was "Please"

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:18:51 -0400

attack-of-the-gays:

I’m sure this was everyone

I did oh god

rachael-likes-pie: my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:17:44 -0400

rachael-likes-pie:

my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson

the-absolute-funniest-posts: hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter: Capti...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:02:15 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter:

Caption:

“Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”

completemadman: neutron shake But Benny…

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:12:31 -0400

completemadman:

neutron shake

But Benny…

raikissu: askthosesillystickmen: So, that just happened… I’m...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:28:36 -0400

raikissu:

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

I’m proud of you Lucas

doctorifyoueverlovedme: #Ugh this moment guys#because he can...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:38:47 -0400

doctorifyoueverlovedme:

#Ugh this moment guys#because he can see her#and it is him reacting to her#not her grave#and do you think he had to walk through her to get to it#because River wouldn’t move#and he couldn’t go around her#so does he pass through her?#and does she close her eyes and try to pretend its almost like holding him again? (via areyoumarriedriver)

CAN YOU NOT

amygloriouspond: doctorwhoatson: Pics or it didn’t...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:17:20 -0400

amygloriouspond:

doctorwhoatson:

Pics or it didn’t happen

SH

Sending you a video

MH

noahchiao: Thor, you poor thing

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:04:13 -0400

noahchiao:

Thor, you poor thing

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:50:44 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:19:20 -0400

hey-moarrk-hey: so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:09:24 -0400

hey-moarrk-hey:

so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:45:39 -0400

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:44:36 -0400

bloodberryandblazers: How Domino’s Pizza Tracker Saved A...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:59:59 -0400

bloodberryandblazers:

How Domino’s Pizza Tracker Saved A Life

This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino’s Pizza tracker saved my life

I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don’t eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth… As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing:

ALWAYS choose Domino’s over pizza hut.

I had been having trouble with my now EX-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won’t go into details, but let’s just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I’ll just break it off.

Wrong.

One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino’s “WE’VE CHANGED OUR SHIT, I SWEAR WE’RE AWESOME NOW” ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot.

Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza. I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world.

Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck.

The Pizza Tracker.

Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don’t know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino’s. It’s the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza.

This is where the night got interesting.

I am on my couch, one eye on “Parks and Rec” the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.

We had just entered stage 2: Prep.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

For a split second I thought, “woh that was fast,” I put my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it’s still in stage 2.

By the end of my thought, the door swung open.

Guess who.

Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker.

Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)

She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!! GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN!

I try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me “SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!”

She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It’s no use.

I decide I need to try and get to my phone. I inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me.

STAGE 4! BOX!

FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here!

She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away.

Stage 5! DELIVERY: Alejandro is delivering your pizza.

GOD SPEED ALEJENDRO!!! MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS!

Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse.

It’s been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time.

She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day.

10 more minutes go by.
Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR!

SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we’re still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER , YOU’VE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino’s again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.

Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his ’98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino’s pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker.

Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didn’t panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too.

thetasrose: paintingyourwing: giantspacefetus: get in, no...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:43:00 -0400

thetasrose:

paintingyourwing:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

what’s with all these math problems coming to life

Doctor, no.